Wonders van die Wetenskap.

Die swaarste element sover bekend word hier onder beskryf.

Bron: Jo Nova

The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3-6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.

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9 responses to “Wonders van die Wetenskap.

  1. pasella

    En so plant die morone voort!

  2. lora2me

    So ‘n nuttelose element. Ek hou nogal van die isodopes-term. Miskien kan die een of ander Einsteinium-atoompie en ‘n bietjie Substantium en Innovatium, in ‘n laboratorium, met hierdie Governmentium-element verbind om dit minder onstabiel te maak. 🙂

  3. rosiemetdorings

    Dit nou geniet!

  4. deonleroux

    Het die week ‘n antwoord gekry van ‘n staatsdepartement, 51 weke na my skrywe aan hulle. Dis duidelik dat my brief nooit gelees is nie, maar le en stof opgaar het. Daar is meer intelligensie onder ‘n klip as in daardie kantoor.

  5. vuurklip

    Jy kry darem nog ‘n antwoord! ‘n Eenvoudige maar non-standaard versoek van my by Binnelanse Sake laat net hulle oë rek en los hulle sprakeloos …

  6. Blikskottel

    Daai lot sal nog hul gat sien. Mense gaan nie vir altyd hul lot net aanvaar nie.

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