Monthly Archives: December 2015

Geseënde Kersfees!

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‘n Slim rankskikking deur Pollenys

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As jy baie haastig is

en vinnig jou skoene moet uittrek!

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He can dance but he can’t run!

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He obviously did NOT listen!

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December 15, 2015 · 11:44 am

Mayo Schmayo

Vuurklip het ‘n broertjie dood aan mayonnaise. Dis daai grillerige, bleek, onsmaaklike sous.

Teen die muur van die Monocle and Mermaid, ons gunsteling koffiekroeg in Simonstad, is hierdie opgeplak:

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Dit beskryf my gevoel met die presisie van kwantumtermodinamika: dws akkuraat tot twintig desimale.

Die restaurant word bedryf deur ‘n paar jongmense met ‘n heerlike aweregse humorsin. Besoek hulle gerus in Simonstad!

 

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Ek wens hy wil shaddup …

Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel Meets South Africa's President Jacob Zuma

Jacob Zuma, South Africa’s president, left, gestures as he speaks during a news conference with Angela Merkel, Germany’s chancellor, at the Chancellery in Berlin, Germany, on Tuesday, Nov. 10, 2015. European Union President Donald Tusk said Germany needs to make it clear that Europe’s ability to absorb refugees is limited, challenging Merkel to signal toughness alongside moral principles. Photographer: Krisztian Bocsi/Bloomberg

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Waterbeperkings

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Sien onlangs in  die wêreld van klimaathype dat ons aangeraai word om in die stort te piepie. Dis nou om water te bespaar.

Dit inspireer dus die volgende:

‘n Sekere man van De Aar
Wou vreeslik  graag water spaar
Dus pis hy in die stort
En gou gaar is die gort
Toe sy vrou vir kom skree: Jou barbaar!

Ek wil nou nie vir Kootjie Emmer in die gedaante van mymerende Lewies na die kroon steek nie, maar dit laat my ook dink aan die raat:

If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, flush it down!

Wys jou net. Soms kry ons goeie raad by die groenes.

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