Monthly Archives: January 2016

Help-my-spel

spelling

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Bostaande weergawe is na my mening beter en slimmer as die een hier:
http://grammar.about.com/od/spelling/a/spellcheck.htm

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1919: The 100% Consensus

The Martians are coming! Not!

Real Science

In 1919, there was 100% consensus among scientists that Martians had built a giant irrigation system across the Martian equator.

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4 Oct 1919, Page 47 – at Newspapers.com

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Come again! How many?

JZ: Twenty three children!

Mick: Come again! How many?

zuma-jagger

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Shaddup, jy!

Francis: Shut up!

PW: No! You shut up!

PW-Pous

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Did he just wink at me?

queen-obi

We are NOT amused!

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What did you just say to me?

clinton-zuma

What did you just say to me?!

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Wáát?

Putin: Wat ruik ek? Het iemand ge-****?

Obi: ‘t Wassie ekkie!

obama

Dit wassie ekkie!

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Nuwejaarsvoornemens

nyres

Nee, nie één van daai nie. (Veral nie die een links bó nie!)

vuurklip het elke jaar dieselfde enkele voorneme:
1) Géén voornemens nie! Niks, nul, zilch, niemendal, bokkerol. So daar.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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