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Klooster Familie

monk

die broeder sê: suster, kom nader
dat ons twee intiem kan vergader
trek uit jou habyt
dit is hoogste tyd
om te vorder tot moeder en vader!

©vuurklip

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‘n Wolhaarstorie!?

Hier is onteenseglike bwys dat daar eens wolhaarmammoete (Woolly Mammoths) in die Kaapse Skiereiland voorgekom het.

Die foto hier onder is van ‘n fossiel wat aan die voet van Elsepiek opgegrawe is deur ‘n plaaslike amateur paleontoloog – dis ‘n gedeelte van die onderkaak.

mammoth

(As jy aan wyle Elsie Esterhuizen sou vra of dit ‘n amateur paleontoloog is, sou sy sê: “Yes, very”)

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Nou weet ons mos?!

Ek het hier reeds vertel van ons vloot se duikboot wat gesink het en teen die seebodem gebots het. Defenceweb het ook die storie.

Maar ek weet wat hulle (dws Defenceweb én die vloot) nie weet nie, en dit is die ware oorsaak van die ongeluk.

Onhou, jy het dit hier eerste gesien in ‘n vuurklip exclusive.

Die duikboot se Float knoppie het afgeval. En sonder daardie allerbelangrikste knoppie, is ‘n duikboot onherroeplik verlore.

Vuurklip en Pollenys het dit by die Simonstadse hawe opgetel. Kyk na die foto hier onder:

float

Dis duidelik dat hierdie foto geneem is vóórdat die knoppie verlore garaak het.

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Mr. Bean is not the hugging type …

… and neither am I !!

nohugs

(BTW did you twig that the previous entry was an April Fool joke?)

 

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Sies!

Sterrekundiges is rassisties en beledigend teenoor ‘n sekere groep!

dwarf

A white dwarf, also called a degenerate dwarf, is a stellar core remnant composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. A white dwarf is very dense

Degenerate en very dense, nogal! Weer Sies!

Lees hier en hier.

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Shakespeare Revisited!

Look out, Julius! Et tu, Marge?

eyes of marge

 

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“Birds of a Feather …

… shit in the same nest”

as a former manager of our department used to say.

ofafeather

Is this a pact to grab land?

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Dinosaur in the suburb!

Absolute proof that dinosaurs are contemporaneous with humans.

Check the footprint on the sidewalk! Each toe is about one metre long!

Perhaps the monster lives in the overgrown field on the left of the picture?

dinosaur

Sorry Darwin, Creationists Rule!

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SONA 2018

tractor

Promises, promises!

Soos die miskruier vir die trekker gesê het.

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For sale! Cheap! Today only!

Secondhand NambaWhan’s showerhead, well used for “after action satisfaction”

Apply here: Zapiro

showerhead

 

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