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The End is Nigh …

timmerman… and the Carpenter is close!

Daar ís mos ‘n Timmerman in die Bybel?

Kyk hier.

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New Boardgame!

Vuurklip beplan om gou skatryk te word, danksy hierdie nuwe board game.

Ryker as Khulubuse en Cyril tesame.

Ons is nog in die ontwerp fase en jy mag deelneem aan die verwagte Winste (met ‘n hoofletter W).

Enige voorstelle om onderstaande aan te vul, is welkom. Om deel te neem moet jy R1000 onmiddellik in my bankrekening by ABSA inbetaal. Jou bydrae maak jou geregtig op 1000 aandele in die te stigte maatskappy. Bank details op aanvraag.

monopoly

Here are some of the squares and/or cards.

  • Lotsa get out of jail free cards.
  • Get another Nkandla.
  • Buy a president.
  • Get another government contract.
  • Become a consultant to the SABC
  • Get redeployed with promotion.
    Go to Nkandla.
  • Buy two new BMW’s.
  • Food parcels to buy Votes.
  • Create 100 fake social grant recipients
    with your account number.
  • Take a shower. Pass GO.
  • Buy a Treasury.
  • Buy the Cape Times.
  • Radical Economic Transformation:
    Take R10,000 from Pick & Pay
  • Become the Finance Minister.
    (For a weekend).
  • Get a 1 Million Zupta kickback.

Ek be-oog om Zapiro te kry om die game se charms te maak:
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Moenie uitstel nie. Stuur jou bydraes Nou. NOU Dadelik.

Hierdie aanbod sluit op 1 April 2017, en dis nie ‘n grap nie!

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Wildlife on Fish Hoek Beach

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Breaking News!

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Die Zoeloe multimiljoenêr, Zwelindaba Ukuhlambo, het sopas in ‘n nuuskonferensie aangekondig dat hy President Zuma se Nkandla skuld op homself gaan neem: Noma kubiza (whatever it costs) het hy gesê.

Lees die berig hier.

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Fff**k You!

No! F**k you!

trumpgore

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Die Appel …

… val nie vêr van die boom af nie!

philipnson

Flippie en Kareltjie (Dombey & Son?

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No Confidence Debate?

Waffer “No Confidence Debate”? Hehe. Hahahaaa!!
(It’s a laughing matter)

laglag

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Om uit die moeilikheid te kom

Regeringsamptenare probeer om uit die moeilikheid te kom …

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… maar dis nie maklik nie!

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Help-my-spel

spelling

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Bostaande weergawe is na my mening beter en slimmer as die een hier:
http://grammar.about.com/od/spelling/a/spellcheck.htm

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1919: The 100% Consensus

The Martians are coming! Not!

Real Science

In 1919, there was 100% consensus among scientists that Martians had built a giant irrigation system across the Martian equator.

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4 Oct 1919, Page 47 – at Newspapers.com

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