Category Archives: humor

Dinosaur in the suburb!

Absolute proof that dinosaurs are contemporaneous with humans.

Check the footprint on the sidewalk! Each toe is about one metre long!

Perhaps the monster lives in the overgrown field on the left of the picture?

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Sorry Darwin, Creationists Rule!

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SONA 2018

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Promises, promises!

Soos die miskruier vir die trekker gesê het.

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For sale! Cheap! Today only!

Secondhand NambaWhan’s showerhead, well used for “after action satisfaction”

Apply here: Zapiro

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Many a true word …

… spoken inadvertently!

Indeed, NambaWhan has never been found in court of law!

Maybe tweeter Matshidiso Madia should get a proof reader?

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Die “ware” betekenis …

Hieronder is vandag se inAccuweather weervoorspelling vir ons omgewing soos gesien op my Saamsing selfoon..

Na jare se waarneming was dit tot onlangs vir my onmoontlik om ‘n verband te vind tussen die verwagte persentasie reën en die reën wat werklik uitgesak het.

Maar nou het die lig vir my opgegaan. Daardie % teken is nie ‘n persentasie nie, néé, dit dui aan die aantal druppels reën wat gaan val.

Met vandag se voorspelling van 7% reën, met geen reënwolk in sig nie, is dit dus redelik om te verwag dat sewe druppels sal val.

Hou vir ons duim vas.

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En daardie Mary Poppins sambreeltjie is verdere bevestiging dat die voorspellings bloot fantasie is!

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Reflections on Antimatter

Why does this photograph remind me of Paul Dirac?

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… for every particle there exists a corresponding antiparticle, exactly matching the particle but with opposite charge … See here

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Where are the Indians?

Too many chiefs. Who is going to do the work? This ad appeared in today’s The Times.

Deputy Directors, Assistant Directors, Project Coordinators galore. Chief This, Chief That. WTF?

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Just not cricket!

Spot the gaffe!

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Open Letter

Dear Malusi

Being such a smart dresser, I thought that this would be of great importance to you. See below.

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Btw, rumours that you are just an empty suit are totally devoid of all truth. We know that you are much, much more for, as we say in that despised language, that “die vere maak die voël”. That this true is confirmed by Buhle, we asked her! And she knows. Oh boy, does she know!

Buhle-Mkhize

Buhle Mkhize

Groete, van huis tot huis,

vuurklip.

 

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Paxit (Trump leaving Paris Climate Agreement)

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Global warming?
What global warming!
It is this cold!

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