Category Archives: humour

Who, me? Never!

molefe

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May 23, 2017 · 3:30 pm

Om ‘n tandarts te laat huil …

… of druk sy skoene hom?

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Vir die Bierdrinkers.

(en vir Lewies)

pis-bier

‘n Deense brouery gebruik nou urine om gort te bemes (!) waarvan hulle dan bier (‘n Pisner) brou.

Ek dink hulle kan die hele proses short circuit deur die bier direk van urine te brou.

Dink net hoeveel moeite dit jou niere sal bespaar! Die bier is mos al klaar geprosesseer?

PS.
Baie liters CO2 sal so bespaar word. Die warmistas sal mal wees hieroor.

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Whaddaya mean “Lesser”?

sunbird

A Lesser Double Collared Sunbird.
Lesser
? WTF! – I’m a pukka Sunbird, there’s nothing lesser about me!

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The 97% Climate Consensus – Update

Update on the puzzle:

puzzle

97% of climate scientists have reached a consensus on the first three equations shown above!

However, we, the other 3%, know (!) that only the first equation is correct. We know (!) equations two and three are wrong!

We* also know (!) that 5 + 8 = 13. Quite irrespective of the other equations. 13, not 45 or 34 or anything but 13.

*Disclaimer:
I am not any kind of a scientist, just a Snake Oil Expert- I know snake oil when I see it.

Dankie aan almal wat deelgeneem het.

 

 

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The 97% Climate Consensus

97% of climate scientists will fail this test!

puzzle

Weet jy wat is die antwoord?

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UFO’s

Vreemde Vlieënde Voorwerpe!

ufo-1

Op Vishoek strand.

ufo-2

Blouvalk.

ufo-3

‘n Vaal Jangroentjie.

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Wolf, wolf …

… hoe laat is dit?

spore

Tien voor twee!

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How many …

… Guptas are needed to change a light bulb?

bulb

None! They get the SA Government to do it!

(And the Gupta lackeys are so busy with the light bulbs that the rest of the country’s  infrastructure is falling to pieces)

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What do you call …

… a depressed Polar Bear?

polar bear

A Bipolar Bear of course!

 

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