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New Dawn?

Just kidding! kidding

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Funny Peculiar

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Oyster Catcher. Catcher? Do oysters run away? So why is this an oyster catcher?

Would you call someone who harvests cucumbers a Cucumber Catcher?

Note this particular bird has a club foot, the left foot. The bird is one of a pair nesting for at least the last 5 years in the same small area. During this time they have produced between one and three eggs per season but sadly only one has reached fledgling status – which is when I lost sight of it. In the photo, the chick is almost there.

In the second photo you see the other parent.

The birds take turns to incubate the eggs so I can’t tell which is the male or female.

This pair is one of four breeding pairs along a four Km stretch of the local railway line.

 

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Saam in die Lewwetrie!

‘n Mens sien die weirdste goed!

Hierdie een is by die publieke toilette by Vishoekstrand.

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Progress together? Does that mean taking the p1ss or just talking sh1t?

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Toevallig raakgesien by …

Takealot.

Maar hoekom koop die manne (vroue?) sulke jackets saam met nappies?

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The PRASA/Metro Rail Way!

One guy high on the ladder painting.

4 Others watching!

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You always need a Plan B!

In the event that Ace wins the Race …

Here is Plan B: the Bric-à-Brac store in Fishhoek!

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Read this book to get to know Ace!

 

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Election 2019

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During the last several months we were bombarded with promises.

Now that the election is behind us, we will have a four year period of broken promises followed by another year of new promises – and so it will continue …

Some of the promises:

  • A better life for all (those with the right connections)
  • Free houses (if you can jump the queue?).
  • Jobs, jobs, jobs (created by ruining the economy, Eskom, Transnet, SAA, etc. Perhaps you can get jobs in a Saxonwold shebeen.).
  • Doubled social grants (Sorry, VBS is already looted to extinction).
  • Free higher (decolonised, gravity free) education.
  • Free organic waste vegetables.
  • Electric cars (powered by Eskom wind turbines?).
  • Jail time for those implicated in state capture (Yeah, right!)
  • Jailtime for the Zuptas.

OK, I made the last one up. It’s a promise only I am daring enough to make (and break – so there).

 

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Come Again?

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MERKEL: Psst! Commen Sie, ve go haf breakfast!
MAY: Yes! Let’s do BREXIT!
MACRON: Non, non, not ze English breakfast!

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EU Burokrasie en die Oorlog op Huisvroue

Hier is die jongste gekheid van die Europese Unie se Brusselse burokrate. Jy weet al van die besluite oor stofsuiers, elektriese ketels, wasmasjiene, elektriese motors en vele meer. Alles in die naam van “Global Warming” maar met die versteekte doel om vroue se lewens net moeiliker te maak.

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Nou loods hulle ‘n aanval op, wait for it, Wasgoedpennetjies! Die redenasie is as volg:
Die pennetjies is van hout en staal gemaak, enersyds word die wereld ontbos en andersyds is die proses om erts te myn en in staal te verwerk koolstof (!) intensief. Die opdrag is dus dat alle wasgoedpennetjies nou net half grootte gemaak moet word! Minder hout en staal en dus minder koolstof in die atmosfeer.

Die denkfout wat hulle hier begaan is natuurlik dat mense nou twee keer  soveel pennetjies sal nodig hê om wasgoed op te hang. En omdat die hout nou dunner is, breek hulle makliker en moet dus meer dikwels vervang word.

Soos met die ander genoemde regulasies, sal hierdie een net die teenoorgestelde uitwerking hê.

Lees die hele storie met van die snaakste illustrasies hier in Engels in Der Spiegel – (en plastiek pennetjies? Nein, nein! Verboten!)

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Pep Store on the Pavement!

The Steinhoff Effect?

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Socks: Fits sizes 31 to 37 Regular.

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