Category Archives: satire

You, yes you!

I’m coming to get you!

ms-zuma

‘n Oog wat nie wyk,
wat ‘n bars kan kyk,
en ‘n wil …

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Am I worried?

zuma-muscle

I have no muscles nipping like this!

The NEC can go stuff themselves!

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Et tu?

zuma

Is that a knife you’re holding, comrade?

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Who, me? Never!

molefe

Update:|
On telling the truth: In a meeting with a journalist, Mr Molefe accused the journalist that she could ” … not believe he could run a parastatal based on the ‘shape of his nose‘”.

Read all about it The Daily Maverick.

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May 23, 2017 · 3:30 pm

Vir die Bierdrinkers.

(en vir Lewies)

pis-bier

‘n Deense brouery gebruik nou urine om gort te bemes (!) waarvan hulle dan bier (‘n Pisner) brou.

Ek dink hulle kan die hele proses short circuit deur die bier direk van urine te brou.

Dink net hoeveel moeite dit jou niere sal bespaar! Die bier is mos al klaar geprosesseer?

PS.
Baie liters CO2 sal so bespaar word. Die warmistas sal mal wees hieroor.

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The 97% Climate Consensus – Update

Update on the puzzle:

puzzle

97% of climate scientists have reached a consensus on the first three equations shown above!

However, we, the other 3%, know (!) that only the first equation is correct. We know (!) equations two and three are wrong!

We* also know (!) that 5 + 8 = 13. Quite irrespective of the other equations. 13, not 45 or 34 or anything but 13.

*Disclaimer:
I am not any kind of a scientist, just a Snake Oil Expert- I know snake oil when I see it.

Dankie aan almal wat deelgeneem het.

 

 

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The 97% Climate Consensus

97% of climate scientists will fail this test!

puzzle

Weet jy wat is die antwoord?

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Implosion!

  • Die Ekonomie
  • Die Regspraak
  • Die Demokrasie
  • Die Reënboognasie

implosion.gif

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Wat sal Zuma sê?

zuma-vingerWat sou Zuma sê van die sheep in wolves’ clothing ? (sien vorige blog inskrywing)

  1. Soos Denis Healey vir Geoffrey Howe gesê het:
    It’s like being savaged by a dead sheep.
  2. Of Winston Churchill oor Clement Attlee:
    A sheep in sheep’s clothing.

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Fairy Tales!

sheep-wolf

Sheep in wolves’ clothing?

sheep

(#1 Must Go)
Cyril, Gwede and Zweli
(Sorry, #1)

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