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Ek dink nie so nie …

My flash drive het sopas die gees gegee.

Maar ek dink nie dat hierdie ‘n aanvaarbare vervanging is nie.

Maar as jy dapper genoeg is, kan jy dit by Loot bestel.

strontium

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Which is Worse?

Climate Change or Climate Change Activists?

In my alotted three-score-and-10 plus some, I have not noticed the 0.5oC increase – the other +/- 0.5oC increase was before my time.

However, the activists do have a very significant effect on all of us:

  • Carbon tax.
  • Higher electricity charges.
  • Subsidies for all things green, i.e. electric vehicles, wind and solar installations, etc.
  • Higher food prices thanks to food crops used for biofuels.
  • Deforestation to cultivate crops to be used for biofuels.
  • Rare raptors, other birds and bats killed by wind turbines or incinerated by solar installations (The Ivanpah type concentrated solar system).
  • Traffic and other disruptions caused by mass protests.

I’m sure one could add many other effects.

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New Dawn?

Just kidding! kidding

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Saam in die Lewwetrie!

‘n Mens sien die weirdste goed!

Hierdie een is by die publieke toilette by Vishoekstrand.

schist

Progress together? Does that mean taking the p1ss or just talking sh1t?

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The PRASA/Metro Rail Way!

One guy high on the ladder painting.

4 Others watching!

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You always need a Plan B!

In the event that Ace wins the Race …

Here is Plan B: the Bric-à-Brac store in Fishhoek!

cyril

Read this book to get to know Ace!

 

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Election 2019

election2019

During the last several months we were bombarded with promises.

Now that the election is behind us, we will have a four year period of broken promises followed by another year of new promises – and so it will continue …

Some of the promises:

  • A better life for all (those with the right connections)
  • Free houses (if you can jump the queue?).
  • Jobs, jobs, jobs (created by ruining the economy, Eskom, Transnet, SAA, etc. Perhaps you can get jobs in a Saxonwold shebeen.).
  • Doubled social grants (Sorry, VBS is already looted to extinction).
  • Free higher (decolonised, gravity free) education.
  • Free organic waste vegetables.
  • Electric cars (powered by Eskom wind turbines?).
  • Jail time for those implicated in state capture (Yeah, right!)
  • Jailtime for the Zuptas.

OK, I made the last one up. It’s a promise only I am daring enough to make (and break – so there).

 

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Come Again?

may

MERKEL: Psst! Commen Sie, ve go haf breakfast!
MAY: Yes! Let’s do BREXIT!
MACRON: Non, non, not ze English breakfast!

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EU Burokrasie en die Oorlog op Huisvroue

Hier is die jongste gekheid van die Europese Unie se Brusselse burokrate. Jy weet al van die besluite oor stofsuiers, elektriese ketels, wasmasjiene, elektriese motors en vele meer. Alles in die naam van “Global Warming” maar met die versteekte doel om vroue se lewens net moeiliker te maak.

pennetjie

Nou loods hulle ‘n aanval op, wait for it, Wasgoedpennetjies! Die redenasie is as volg:
Die pennetjies is van hout en staal gemaak, enersyds word die wereld ontbos en andersyds is die proses om erts te myn en in staal te verwerk koolstof (!) intensief. Die opdrag is dus dat alle wasgoedpennetjies nou net half grootte gemaak moet word! Minder hout en staal en dus minder koolstof in die atmosfeer.

Die denkfout wat hulle hier begaan is natuurlik dat mense nou twee keer  soveel pennetjies sal nodig hê om wasgoed op te hang. En omdat die hout nou dunner is, breek hulle makliker en moet dus meer dikwels vervang word.

Soos met die ander genoemde regulasies, sal hierdie een net die teenoorgestelde uitwerking hê.

Lees die hele storie met van die snaakste illustrasies hier in Engels in Der Spiegel – (en plastiek pennetjies? Nein, nein! Verboten!)

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Pep Store on the Pavement!

The Steinhoff Effect?

socks

Socks: Fits sizes 31 to 37 Regular.

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